Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna

Tere Paas Kya Hai?"

Tere Paas Kya Hai?"
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“mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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Www.stop Dreaming and Start Studying.com

Www.stop Dreaming and Start Studying.com
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Congratulations!Good news for University studentsExams of Uni have been postponed upto next monthTo confirm goto sitewww.stop dreaming & start studying.com

3 Sardar After Exam

3 Sardar After Exam
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3 sardar after exam1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata thamain paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hay:

I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class …

I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class …
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I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.

Urdu Exam Sms

Urdu Exam Sms
koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
Exams ka saya hai,exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

SAY NO TO EXAMS

SAY NO TO EXAMS
It takes 15 trees toproduce the amountof paper that weuse to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noblecause of saving trees.SAY NO TO EXAMS.

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Exams are like Girl friends

Exams are like Girl friends
Exams are like Girl friends- Too many questions- Difficult to understand- More explanation is needed- Result is always fail!

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there, at the paper u stare
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota HaiNadi Bhar Parh Pate HeinBalti Barh Yad Rehta HaiChuloo Bhar Number Ate HeinJis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Balle... Balle.... .. .. Pura Syllabus

Balle... Balle.... .. .. Pura SyllabusBalle... Balle........ Pura Syllabus Padh Liya................ Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel m

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel meingaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Question By The STUDENTS ... If A Si

Question By The STUDENTS ... If A SiQuestion By TheSTUDENTS ...If A Single TeacherCan't Teach Us AllThe Subjects,ThenHow Could You ExpectA Single Student To LearnSix Subject..?

Define College Student ... ? "A Colle

Define College Student ... ? "A ColleDefine College Student ... ?"A College Student Is NotThe 0ne Who Reads TheBook Before An Exam.But,Writes A New Book DuringThe Exam....

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da PrincipalFrustrated Student Letter 2 Da PrincipalSalam Saaley,Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...Kameno,Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....Bataunga Tjhey.Urx Faithfuly,Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pSurvey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'Con

A Joke Only For Engineers Once A 'ConA Joke Only For EngineersOnce A 'Constant' n 'e^x'Were Standing, They SawA Derivative Coming FromAside, Constant Ran AwaySaying 'Derivative' Will KillMe,Making Me Zero . The e^xSaid 'HaHaHa' Whether ItsDerivative Or Integral , ItCannot Change Me,Derivative Came Near HimAnd SaidI m d/dy notd/dx ... =P =D

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lectur

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecturTeacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why?Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!