Experts always know everything but the fine points. When I took my citizenship exams, no one there knew how the White House came to be called the White House.

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna

Tere Paas Kya Hai?"

Tere Paas Kya Hai?"
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“mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.Tere paas kya hai?”Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.

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Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
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Www.stop Dreaming and Start Studying.com

Www.stop Dreaming and Start Studying.com
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Congratulations!Good news for University studentsExams of Uni have been postponed upto next monthTo confirm goto sitewww.stop dreaming & start studying.com

3 Sardar After Exam

3 Sardar After Exam
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3 sardar after exam1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata thamain paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hay:

I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class …

I Was the Most Outstanding Student of My Class …
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I was The Most Outstanding Student Of My Class …
Because,
I Always Stand Outside The Class:-)
Proud 2 b an Out-Standing Student.